Farang Bedbugs
Sawittee Malaipan, an entomologist at Kasetsart University, according to an item in the Bangkok Post, blames foreigners for the bedbugs on Thai trains. Sure. And all the cockroaches in New York come from Thailand. They’re there on holiday. How did that woman ever become an entomologist? By the way, according to Wikipedia, bedbugs have an interesting way of make little babies: “males pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity”. Eeewww.